Heterosexuality Quiz
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They say that "Turnabout is fair play," and this is a classic example. Many heterosexuals frequently pose questions of this sort to HOMOsexuals, but turning them around to inquire of one's HETEROsexuality helps us see how ridiculous it all is! |
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We would like to thank Julie D. Moncada for this clever piece of work. We found it on her (now gone) web-site a few years ago. |
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a
heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a
phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from
a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good
Gay lover?
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay
relationships. Do you think you may have turned
to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex,
how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate
number of mental patients heterosexual?
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?
How did they react?
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as
you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people
feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual
orientation?
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want
them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they
would face?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals.
Do you really consider it safe to expose your children
to heterosexual teachers?
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a
public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you
just be what you are and keep it quiet?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you
limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual
object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop
your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual
potential.
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and
each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles.
Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience
or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite
sex when the obvious physical, biological, and tempermental
differences between you are so vast? How can a man
understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
17. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
18. With all the societal support marriage receives,
the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few
stable relationships among heterosexuals?
19. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could
the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual
like you?
20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals.
Techniques have been developed with which you might
be able to change if you really want to change.
Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
21. A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare
recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial
types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to
hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?
22. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of
their own sex? Is that what makes them
heterosexual?
23. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
24. Why do you make a point of attributing
heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to justify
your own heterosexuality?
25. Could you really trust a heterosexual
therapist/counselor to be objective and unbiased?
Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence
you in the direction of his/her own leanings?
Julie D. Moncada
julmonc@cc.jyu.fi
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