Dedicated to LuLu, the Star Pig
Wallow
while you may.
Live
high on the hog.
Never
squeal on your friends.
When
the world gives you slop, pig out.
Don't
get too much exercise.
Go
"wee wee wee" all the way home.
Don't
let anybody bust your chops.
Take
time to stop and smell the mud.
Don't boar people It's smart to keep a little something You reap what you sow.
Tall tails are fun, It's okay to squeal with delight.
Pink is Beautiful!.
Pigtails are always in style.
Ham it up!
LuLu, the potbellied pig, LuLu's owner, JoAnn Altsman,
LuLu lured the good samaritan threee cheeers for LuuLuu !!!
with the same old lines all the time.
in the piggy bank for the future.
but curly ones are better.
LuLu, the Star Pig
from The Province Newspaper, Feb.4, 1999:
has been given the SPCA Trooper Award
for going above and beyond the Call of the Wild.
was having a heart attack in her Lake Erie home,
so the 70-kilogram porker ran into the street
to fetch a passing motorist to help her owner.
by lying in the middle of the road
and doing her "dead piggy trick," which is
four feet sticking straight up in the air!