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How to Be UnHappy


Make little things bother you.
Don't just let them, MAKE them.

Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost:
don't put first things first.

Get yourself a good worry,
one about which you cannot do anything.

Do you worry yourself to death?

Be a perfectionist, which means not that you
work hard to do your best, but that you condemn
yourself and others for not achieving perfection.

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Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who
is always right, and be rigid in your rightness.

Don't trust or believe people, or accept them
at anything but their worst and weakest.

Wonder what he meant by that???

Be suspicious.
Insist that others always have hidden motives.

Always compare yourself unfavorably to others.
This guarantees instant misery.

This will assure that you are truly UnHappy!       This will assure that you are truly UnHappy!       This will assure that you are truly UnHappy!       This will assure that you are truly UnHappy!       This will assure that you are truly UnHappy!

Take personally everything that happens to you.
Don't give yourself whole-heartedly
to anyone or anything.

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THAT OUGHTA DO IT!

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