...and just for a little added fun,
I'm Not Getting Older....I'm Getting Meaner
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
The More I Learn About Women,
60-Year-Old, One Owner,
The Two Most Common Elements in Procrastinate Now!
A Nest Isn't Empty Until All
I Yell Because I Care
(On a baby-size shirt)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things
I'm Not 50 !
My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink
If You Can Read This...Kiss A Teecher
Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes...
My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse...
(Across a drawing of a skeleton)
Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
I Am the Person Your Parents Warned You About
Rehab Is for Quitters
That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. Fifty Is the Ultimate F-Word
Life Is Hard; Then You're Not Here El Niño Made Me Do It
Re-Elect Nobody You Who Think You Know It All
If You Remember the '60s,
Aliens Have Examined My Internal Organs
'YA GOTTA LOVE IT!
That Was Zen ~~~ This Is Tao
we've categorized them for you "by sign" ~ enjoy.
ARIES
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered... Now !TAURUS
If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes,
He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
the More I Love My Harley
Needs Parts... Make OfferGEMINI
I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... I'm a Carrier
the Universe are Hydrogen and StupidityCANCER
Be Nice to Your Children...
They'll Pick Your Nursing Home
Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic
Party - My Crib - 2:00 a.m.LEO
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
I'm $49.95 Plus Shipping & HandlingVIRGO
Upon the Advice of My Attorney,
My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time
Use Birth ControlLIBRA
Husbands Should Come With Instructions
.... He Couldn't do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse
Waiting for the Perfect ManSCORPIO
I'm Not Suddenly a Dirty Old Man...
I've Been Practicing Since 1949SAGITTARIUS
I Used Up All My Sick Days...
So I Called In Dead
Monogamy Is the SameCAPRICORN
Filthy Stinking Rich...
Well, Two Out of Three Ain't BadAQUARIUS
Never Underestimate the Power of
Stupid People in Large Groups
Are Damned Annoying to Those of Us Who DoPISCES
Husband and Cat Lost... Reward for Cat
You Weren't Really There