too much of the `90s if...
...you try to enter your password on the microwave...
...you now think of three espressos as "getting wasted"...
...you haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years...
...you consider "2nd day air" delivery to be painfully slow...
...your idea of being organized is multiple-colored post-it notes...
...you hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person...
...you only stay in touch with family members who have e-mail...
...your stockbroker's name ends in ".com"...
...you have 15 phone #s to reach a family of three...
...you e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, - and he e-mails back, "What's for dinner?"...
...your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web-site...
...you chat several times a day with a stranger in South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your nextdoor neighbor yet this year...
...every TV commercial has a "www..." at the bottom of the screen...
...you buy a computer and a week later it is out-of-date and now sells for half the price you paid...
...the concept of using real money to make a purchase, ...you refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet...
...a blind date means chatting online with someone you've never chatted online with before...
...most of your books are bought online. "real world" bookstores are now your fav cafes for hanging-out to meet dates...
...you find that you really need Power Point to explain what you do...
...cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car...
...your daughter just bought (on CD) all the songs that your college roommate used to play that you most despised...
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instead of credit or debit, is foreign to you...
