AROUND THE HOUSE
21% do not make their beds daily Men do 29% of weekly laundry 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man 85% of men do not use the slit in their underwear 67.5% of men wear tightie-whities (briefs) Average bra size has risen 85% of women wear the wrong bra size! - hmmmmm...
DAILY
LIVING
90% depend on alarm clock to awaken them
53% read their horoscopes regularly 16% have forgotten their
own wedding anniversarey 59% say they are average-looking Less than 10% speak three languages
37% claim to know how to use 53% prefer ATM machines over bank tellers 44% reuse aluminum foil 57% save pretty gift wrap to reuse 53% would take advice from Anne Landers 28% have skinny-dipped (swam naked) ~ 51% of adults dress in costume for Halloween 20% of women consider their parents
22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink 87% brush their teeth up-and-down 33% of women color their hair 53% of women will not leave the house without make-up 58% of women paint their fingernails regularly 33% of women lie about their weight 80% have suffered from hemorrhoids 50% refuse to sit on a public toilet seat 54% always wash their hands after using toilet 23% admit not always flushing 45% pee in the shower 45% pee in the ocean 28% pee in the pool 46.5% of men say they always put the seat down
80% sing in the car 12% of men never use turn-signals 45% claim to follow speed limit (hahaha) 66% speed up at an amber light 33% do NOT wear seat belts 71% can drive a stick shift 44% of men tailgate the car in front
40% married their first love Only 4% asked bride's parents for "her hand" 29% claim to be virgins at their weddings Average sexual experience lasts 39 minutes Men say the average erect penis is 10 inches. 56% of men have had sex at work 60% of men and 54% of women Women buy 40% of the condoms sold 20% of men proposed marriage on their knees
This
is the "normal" American:
5% never do!
Only 7% of women trust husbands to do it correctly
over last ten years from 34B to 36C
( No mention of silicone in the survey )
(mostly men)
all the features on their VCR
14% with the opposite sex
to be their best friends
HYGIENE
All women claim they always find it up.
DRIVING
to speed them up
LOVE & SEX
Women say the average is 4 inches
have had a one-night stand
6% proposed over the phone