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~  survey  says  ~


This is the "normal" American:
 

AROUND THE HOUSE

21% do not make their beds daily
5% never do!

Men do 29% of weekly laundry
Only 7% of women trust husbands to do it correctly

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man

85% of men do not use the slit in their underwear

67.5% of men wear tightie-whities (briefs)

Average bra size has risen
over last ten years from 34B to 36C
( No mention of silicone in the survey )

85% of women wear the wrong bra size!  -  hmmmmm...
 

DAILY LIVING

90% depend on alarm clock to awaken them

53% read their horoscopes regularly

16% have forgotten their own wedding anniversarey
(mostly men)

59% say they are average-looking

Less than 10% speak three languages

37% claim to know how to use
all the features on their VCR

53% prefer ATM machines over bank tellers

44% reuse aluminum foil

57% save pretty gift wrap to reuse

53% would take advice from Anne Landers

28% have skinny-dipped (swam naked) ~
14% with the opposite sex

51% of adults dress in costume for Halloween

20% of women consider their parents
to be their best friends

 
HYGIENE

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink

87% brush their teeth up-and-down

33% of women color their hair

53% of women will not leave the house without make-up

58% of women paint their fingernails regularly

33% of women lie about their weight

80% have suffered from hemorrhoids

50% refuse to sit on a public toilet seat

54% always wash their hands after using toilet

23% admit not always flushing

45% pee in the shower

45% pee in the ocean

28% pee in the pool

46.5% of men say they always put the seat down
All women claim they always find it up.

 
DRIVING

80% sing in the car

12% of men never use turn-signals

45% claim to follow speed limit (hahaha)

66% speed up at an amber light

33% do NOT wear seat belts

71% can drive a stick shift

44% of men tailgate the car in front
to speed them up

 
LOVE & SEX

40% married their first love

Only 4% asked bride's parents for "her hand"

29% claim to be virgins at their weddings

Average sexual experience lasts 39 minutes

Men say the average erect penis is 10 inches.
Women say the average is 4 inches

56% of men have had sex at work

60% of men and 54% of women
have had a one-night stand

Women buy 40% of the condoms sold

20% of men proposed marriage on their knees
6% proposed over the phone

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