TAOISM: Shit happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens"
BUDDHISM: When Shit happens, it isn't really shit
ZEN: What is the sound of one Shit happening?
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding
ATHEISM: No Shit
EXISTENTIALISM: Why is there Shit?
SPIRITUALISM: Immaterial Shit
AGNOSTICISM: Farts happen
SCIENTOLOGY: Feces occurs, but only to poor people
PAGANISM: Shit is part of the Goddess, too
VOODOO: I can make Shit happen
ASCETICISM: Abstaining from Shit
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this Shit
HINDUISM: This Shit happened before
ISLAM: If Shit happens, take a hostage
JUDAISM: Why does this Shit always happen to us?
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturdays
CATHOLICISM: If Shit happens, I deserve it
PROTESTANTISM: Let Shit happen to someone else
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock Knock, "Shit is gonna happen"
UNITARIAN: What is this Shit?
MORMON: Shit happens again & again & again
EVANGELISM: I've seen the Shit!
FUNDAMENTALISM: God says, "Money can make Shit happen"
SATANISM: Sneppah Tihs
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