TAOISM: Shit happens CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens" BUDDHISM: When Shit happens, it isn't really shit ZEN: What is the sound of one Shit happening? HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding ATHEISM: No Shit EXISTENTIALISM: Why is there Shit? SPIRITUALISM: Immaterial Shit AGNOSTICISM: Farts happen SCIENTOLOGY: Feces occurs, but only to poor people PAGANISM: Shit is part of the Goddess, too VOODOO: I can make Shit happen ASCETICISM: Abstaining from Shit RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this Shit HINDUISM: This Shit happened before ISLAM: If Shit happens, take a hostage JUDAISM: Why does this Shit always happen to us? 7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturdays CATHOLICISM: If Shit happens, I deserve it PROTESTANTISM: Let Shit happen to someone else JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock Knock, "Shit is gonna happen" UNITARIAN: What is this Shit? MORMON: Shit happens again & again & again EVANGELISM: I've seen the Shit! FUNDAMENTALISM: God says, "Money can make Shit happen" SATANISM: Sneppah Tihs |
Holy Shit is a compilation of many different versions which have circulated over the years. The beauty of this piece is the underlying "truth" in each religious attitude (dogma), which seems comical to all the others, and yet it is this very laugh-ability that leads us to the realization that Life is what IS, no matter what we call it, and that We Are All ONE,
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