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Heterosexuality Quiz

They say that "Turnabout is fair play," and this is a classic example. Many heterosexuals frequently pose questions of this sort to HOMOsexuals, but turning them around to inquire of one's HETEROsexuality helps us see how ridiculous it all is!

We would like to thank Julie D. Moncada for this clever piece of work.
We found it on her (now gone) web-site a few years ago.

 1.  What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
 2.  When and how did you first decide you were a 
     heterosexual?
 3.  Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a 
     phase you may grow out of?
 4.  Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from 
     a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
 5.  Isn't it possible that all you need is a good 
     Gay lover?
 6.  Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay 
     relationships.  Do you think you may have turned 
     to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
 7.  If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, 
     how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
 8.  If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate 
     number of mental patients heterosexual?
 9.  To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?  
     How did they react?
10.  Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as 
     you don't try to force it on me.  Why do you people 
     feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual 
     orientation?
11.  If you choose to nurture children, would you want 
     them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they 
     would face?
12.  The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals.  
     Do you really consider it safe to expose your children 
     to heterosexual teachers?
13.  Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a 
     public spectacle of your heterosexuality?  Can't you 
     just be what you are and keep it quiet?
14.  How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you 
     limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual 
     object choice and remain unwilling to explore and develop 
     your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual 
     potential.
15.  Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and 
     each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles.  
     Why do you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
16.  How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience 
     or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite 
     sex when the obvious physical, biological, and tempermental 
     differences between you are so vast?  How can a man 
     understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
17.  Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
18.  With all the societal support marriage receives, 
     the divorce rate is spiraling.  Why are there so few 
     stable relationships among heterosexuals?
19.  Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could 
     the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual 
     like you?
20.  There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals.  
     Techniques have been developed with which you might 
     be able to change if you really want to change.  
     Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
21.  A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare 
     recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial 
     types are heterosexual.  Why would anyone want to 
     hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?
22.  Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of 
     their own sex?  Is that what makes them 
     heterosexual?
23.  Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
24.  Why do you make a point of attributing 
     heterosexuality to famous people?  Is it to justify 
     your own heterosexuality?
25.  Could you really trust a heterosexual 
     therapist/counselor to be objective and unbiased?  
     Don't you fear s/he might be inclined to influence 
     you in the direction of his/her own leanings?

Julie D. Moncada

julmonc@cc.jyu.fi